I have a panic disorder. While having an attack one day, I called my boyfirend because I was scared. He hung up the phone as soon as I said that and was over in no time to comfort me.
He doesn’t have a car.
He lives 10 miles away.
DING DONG THOSE ARE FUCKING WEDDING BELLS IN THE DISTANCE
ILL PLAN THE WEDDING
If you think about it potatoes don’t really get all that much credit
they’re fucking awesome
this one thing here
can be made into:
different variations of fries
It can be made into chips
you can make hashbrowns with it
even a salad
add some fuckin cheese to those potatoes
you can have it sliced and diced
you can make tater tots
hell you can even eat the skin
or just have little potato nuggets
thank u potatoes
potatoes are life
A guy is taking his girlfriend to prom. He waits in the ticket line for a really long time but gets them. He goes to rent a limo. The rental line is really long but he eventually does it. He goes to buy her flowers. The line at the florist is really long but eventually he gets the flowers. At prom, she asks him to go get punch. He goes to the refreshment table and there’s no punchline.
you’ve got to be kidding me
I am in physical pain
are u in love with me? no?? *slides u a chocolate pudding* how about now?
Finally, after a week of these damn things, they are coming out of my arm. I’m super excited. I just hope that all goes well and that I get the clear to go back to work, because I need to start making money again. Not having a car sucks ass, and not being able to afford anything right now sucks even worse. I hate having to rely on other people to get to where I need to be, I hate being dependent more than anything.
This past weekend was a lot of fun, I love my boyfriend and his family so much. I’m extremely exhausted now and I’m probably going to pass out as soon as my laptop closes.